A New Hope for Fast Flipping REO's and Short Sales ...
Announcing: House Wars: The Investor Strikes Back! “I feel a disturbance in the Force,” said
Obi Wan McLaughlin to his young apprentices, ShortSale SkyFlipper (a.k.a. Nathan) and Princess
Leia. “Yes!” said Nathan. “The enemy has altered their strategy. Some divisions have imposed a 30 day "seasoning" period on all foreclosure flips.” “You mean...” started Obi Wan “Yes! Some in the Banking Clan now require anyone flipping an REO or short sale to hold that property for a minimum of 30 days! Worse yet, they have imposed a blockade on many planets in the Title Company system, not allowing them to close any deals unless the property’s been held for 30 days before it’s resold.” “You mean...” started Obi Wan “Yes! The Banking Federation is attacking the flip. The quick resale. The...” “Yes, we get the idea. I must consult Master Yoda of Aegis.” “But isn’t such a journey dangerous?” asked the princess. “Yes! But this mission is urgent!” said Obi Wan. “This is our darkest hour,” said Leia. “Help us Obi Wan McLaughlin. You’re our only hope!” So Obi Wan flew to the planet Aegis to seek the wise council of Yoda. “30 days must you wait?” said Yoda. “Yes, master, with many Federation Lenders, we can no longer take a purchase agreement one day, and flip it to a buyer the next... unless we can somehow hold it for 30 days,” said Obi Wan. “Defeat our flipping, this 30 day hold does,” muttered Yoda. “And young Nathan is only one helping to sell distressed properties, he is. Banks and the Media, nothing they do to help families.” “Master, the situation grows worse by the day,” said Obi Wan. “My young apprentice seems to be the only one helping with distressed properties. Even the Emperor’s $75 Billion loan modification program has failed with only 12% of people taking part.”
“Yet Nathan was moving distressed houses despite the attacks of the misguided Media. NOW they want to thwart our efforts by making us wait 30 to 90 days on this ‘seasoning’ rule!” said Obi Wan. Suddenly, Yoda brightened up and said, “But the answer now I have! Get these plans to the Investor Rebellion, and face the new Sith Lord, Darth Lender, on his own ground, you must.” Now the scene switches to... “The Bank Debt Star!” Darth Lender breathes heavily in his helmet. General TalkTooMuch is arguing with him. “What about the Rebellion? If the Investors have obtained a copy of our plan, it is possible, however unlikely, they may find a weakness and exploit it,” said the General. “The plan you refer to shall soon be back in our hands,” said Darth Lender. “Any attack
by the Investors on this Debt Star “Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to delay the Investors for 30 days is insignificant next to the power of the Force.” “Don’t try to frighten us with your sorcerer’s ways, Darth Lender. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not...” “I find your lack of faith disturbing,” said Lender, making a pinching motion, as the General began to choke.
But Suddenly... “He is here,” said Darth Lender. “Obi Wan McLaughlin?” asked Governor Take-from-you. “What makes you think so?” “A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. Obi Wan is here, and the Force is with him.” “If you are right, he must not be allowed to escape.” “Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone,” said Darth Lender. Lender confronts Obi Wan in the passageway. Light sabers ignite. “We meet again, at
last. The circle is now
complete. When I left you, I was
but the learner; now I am the master,” said
Lender. “Only a master of evil, Darth,” said Obi Wan. Light sabers clashed as the battle began! “You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine,” said Obi Wan. Suddenly, Darth Lender swept through Obi Wan's robe with his light saber. Obi Wan's empty robe fell to the floor. Darth Lender, thinking he had killed Obi Wan McLaughlin, felt waves of triumph surging through him. “This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Obi Wan. It will soon see the end of the Investors! “ Meanwhile, At the High Council... “Defeat the Banking Clan, our plan will!” said Yoda, addressing the council. “30 day seasoning will become a thing of the past! Instead of flipping to buyer, they flip to Aegis and me instead, keeping their deal alive, and help homeowners right away!" A murmur of excitement passed through the council. Here's what they saw:
"How can this be, Master?" asked a young Jedi member. "Simple you see," said Yoda. "You have seller sign purchase agreement, find buyer, but instead of waiting 30 - 90 days to sell to buyer, you get capital from me .... then you can keep your deal alive for 30 days, and then sell it to your end buyer, I do!" Loud applause and cheering broke out in the council! "See yourself finding and flipping properties, can't you, 4... 6... 8... even 10 per month you can!" said Yoda. "Imagine the profits, you should, with this new method!" Wild pandemonium ensued. Yoda gestured for quiet. Then he gave up because...
It’s easy to make money with this new service. All you do is make three introductions and cash in!
And here's the best part: you don't have to have perfect credit or cash to get started, because the property qualifies, not you!
Here’s The Sequence Again, in More Detail:
You Get Funded Right Away, Your Deal "Seasons" For the Required Period, So You Can Go On to Flip the Next Property - No Money Upfront, No Perfect Credit Required! Now you can cast aside the chains of seasoning that used to restrain you. It will be just like the days when short sales first started, young Padawan... only better! A completely new market of eager buyers are now available to you with this new system... you can sell to anyone. Even FHA homes are now easy to flip! And with this new method, you will even be able to flip to a HUGE untapped market - FHA home buyers!
Obi Wan McLaughlin and
his young apprentice Nathan will show you everything you need to know, and all the contacts necessary to make
this happen in their free
six week coaching called...
House Wars - The Return of the Investor! Search your feelings, young Padawan, and you’ll see the advantage for you. It is the return to finding and flipping - often in the same day! Here's what you'll learn in this six week coaching program:
You know this to be the truth, my young apprentice. We will train you to become a House Flipping Jedi Knight, fully able to join the force with Yoda of Aegis, Obi Wan McLaughlin, and Nathan to double... triple... even quadruple your short sales, effortlessly! Now, there will be a $1997 participation fee, and a $97 per month coaching fee, to make sure you complete the course and not waste an opening someone serious could have wanted! But those fees are actually minor - they will quickly seem like nothing, easily made back with your first deal! Fire up your light sabers, because you can join Nathan and me for this six module course here! But wait, there's more!
"You Get a FREE Bonus Worth $3000!" We’re going to make sure you succeed by going live with you in Los Angeles. You get a FREE "Fix a Flip" Jedi Apprenticeship, valued at $3000, held on the beautiful & luxurious Planet LA-X Marriot in the heart of the California System! Free Admission to: "Make It Happen Now Foreclosure Investing Summit"
July 15 - 18, Los Angeles, California
"Here’s My Exclusive FREE Bonus For You..." "This Live Jedi Knight Training Will
Give You Everything You Need to Know For Having Your Own Private Banking Machine Up And Running,
You will experience memories that will last a lifetime! More importantly, you will accelerate your learning curve, and know how to start stuffing your funnel full of deals instantly. So when you arrive at the event, make sure you have your notebook computer fired up, because you’ll be furiously typing money-sucking ideas that will change the course of your life. And by the time your intensive apprenticeship wraps up, you’ll be ready to hit the ground running with everything you need to start making cash immediately! ...Which Is Why You’re Doing This, Right? This Jedi Apprenticeship is for Padawans who want to maximize their ability to find and flip properties as quickly as possible. True, the Six Week Coaching by itself has everything you need to become successful. But you can reap the benefits from the "live" A - Z presentation of being shown Step-By-Step how to build your business from the ground up. But for anyone who doesn’t go through our coaching program, this live apprenticeship will cost $1997. So when you invest in the Fix a Flip Coaching at the same price as admission, you get in FREE. (I think this qualifies as a “no brainer.”) In fact, the DVD’s taped from this live event alone will sell to others later this year for $1997, the participation fee you make today! It's just that you're getting your's credited back on your first deal... they will not! But wait... there's even more! We're going to give you a... Surprise Guest to Help You Flip Your Short Sales
Faster -
This one document revolutionized the investor business! In fact, many top investors credit Jeff's innovations with being the first legal procedures to allow short sales to be flipped. Not only is he a lawyer for many real estate investors today, he is also called upon by many title companies for short sales consulting. Here's a guy that can show even the smartest investor a thing or two about making more money with short sales! But if that's not enough, you also get... "Yet ANOTHER Top-Secret Guest Presentation..." Get ready to sneak away with inside information you'll never
hear again! We're going to unveil Yoda When you see his credentials, you'll understand why the Empire doesn't want him speaking:
There's just no way you can process that kind of volume unless you know every "i" to dot, and every "t" to cross. That's why this thing is for real... with a CPA like Bob "Yoda" Beard, and a Real Estate Attorney like "Obi Wan" McLaughlin, you have the most powerful professional team possible to back you! Now, that’s something to get excited about! We're expect to pack this room fast, so you need to move even faster. Don't miss the Real Estate Investing Event of a Lifetime! But in case you’re worried about any aspect of this program at all, let me ease your mind with our...
Let me assure you, you will be completely satisfied
with what you're about to learn. It's a bold guarantee, one that we're happy to stand behind. We know you'll be able to cash in with this system, so we're not afraid to make this absolutley risk-free for you! Look, this is a proven system, and it works! In fact, if it doesn't (but it will), then you need to go see a doctor immediately, and see if you have a pulse. Because it's so simple, even "you know who" could do it >>>>> But don't kid yourself. The only problem is that you're not already using "Fix a Flip." Once you begin using it, you'll start flipping properties so fast it'll make your friend's heads spin. They'll probably get a little jealous, wondering how you're suddenly raking in more cash than a casino! As I alluded to before - even someone as goofy as Jar-Jar Binks can make a fortune using this system. Actually, Making money with this new system isn't the problem. This is: "I Have to Pull this Offer Off the Market Soon" It could be tomorrow. It could have already happened. If the order button below doesn’t work, it means that it's already gone. Here's the deal... we’ve rented two conference rooms at the Marriott for your Jedi Apprenticeship. We really want you to go 1st class. But that also puts a limit on how many new Padawans we can accept. We can't let out more coaching spots than we have seating for. And when we're full, that's it. So my advice is that if you want to make the big money that’s to be had out there now, you should jump on this while we still have openings. You really don’t have a minute to lose, so here’s how to… Get Started in Just Minutes! Simply click on the button below, and you’ll lock in your seat to the exciting FREE Fix a Flip Jedi Apprenticeship! If the button doesn’t work, it means that we’re sold out and won’t be offering any more. But if it works, congratulations, you’re in! Glad to have you aboard! So click on the button, and reserve your spot to this rare opportunity now! Yes, I agree to the terms of the
Chris "Obi Wan" McLaughlin P.S.-This is got to be the deal of a lifetime - flip houses in a flash, make big dollars, save people from foreclosure, and top it off with a fabulous weekend conference in the posh LAX Marriott in LA FREE! Make sure that six months from now, you're reaping the benefits, feeling on top of the world, looking back on the piles of cash you've heaped up in your bank account... not kicking yourself because you waited and missed out!
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would be a useless gesture.
Jeff Watson is an attorney, and has authored four wildly popular digital books on
short sales. He is the leading expert in the legal details of these kind of transactions, and is famous for
being the creator of the Option Contract.
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